You Know

You know you need a change when you start loving traffic as it delays reaching home.

You know you should get a new car when you can bake a cake in the present one.

You know your life has become a joke when you don't even feel like cribbing.

You know you need new friends when the only thing you say to the present ones is - 'Can I call you back?'

You know you are a fool when you know you shouldn't but you still do.

You know you are stubborn when you know you should but you still don't.

You know you are getting old when the only colour you shop for is off-white.

You know its Monday when you are busy the entire day only making plans for the week.

You know you are bored when Sunday lunch at home is the most exciting event of the week.

You know you need to change your reference point when 2 liters of water fulfills your nutrition quota for the day.

You know you have nothing new to say when you start writing posts like this.